So a Satanist, a Luciferian, and a Setian walk into a bar…


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A Delightful Lady Satanist that I know was told by some troglodyte that she wasn’t a “True Satanist” because she doesn’t look like one nor post anything Overtly Satanic on her Social Media pages. What Balderdash! The most “Evil” and Satanic folks that I know Look like well dressed Bussines Men and Disney Princesses.

So how do you Identify a Satanist? According to Dr. James Phillips of Birmingham, England, a British “expert” in the occult, here are 10 ways to know for sure that someone is in league with the Dark Lord.

1. They come and go at odd hours, especially late at night and just before dawn.

2. They never attend church or celebrate religious holidays.

3. They often have no visible means of support, yet live well.

4. They carry strange bags and bundles, never revealing the contents.

5. They rarely laugh, or laugh under the wrong circumstances – for example, when a child is hit by a car.

6. They are often openly interested in magic tricks or the occult.

7. They may excite instinctual fear in children and animals.

8. They are not afraid of blood – in fact, they seem attracted by it.

9. They collect weird things, such as animal skeletons or fingernail clippings.

10. They tend to dress warmly even in hot weather, as if they constantly feel chilled.

If you went by the list above, it just takes one more step to use a person’s height and weight as concrete provable testable concepts Whether or not a person is satanic is not.That is just how arbitrary the whole idea is, I think the idea that we have to have a definite criteria and testable standard of who is or isn’t satanic is just silly because it’s something humans made up, and have made up badly at that.

If I want to think my roommate’s dog is satanic then hellfire, the dog’s a Satanist. Why not? She doesn’t believe in god and acts with a very carnal philosophy. My point is something that’s a man-made abstraction can only be determined by man-made abstract standards which are purely subjective.,,.llk

If I decided Anton LaVey or  Venus Satanas aren’t  Satanists, it doesn’t change a thing about how they view themselves.And that is THE ONLY THING that matters when it comes down to belief on the Left Hand Path. I can believe this or that with no scale or method. Whatever I believe is true to me because there’s nothing about it outside my own mind.

The only reason I can see to even bother asking whether or not you should conciser yourself or someone else is a Satanist is if you have doubts and insecurity about it. Meaning you require the approval of others for personal belief. CONTRADICTION.

Don’t use anybody else’s standard and don’t expect anybody else to use yours. And for that matter stop worrying about whether or not something is labeled at all. Whether or not you think your buddy Jake is a Satanist isn’t going to change what Jake is.This goes for Luciferians and Setians, at times more so because often they enjoy separating themselves from their Satanic Brothers and Sisters ( I’ve been guilty of it myself a time or two ). But Like Satanism, their are various types of Luciferianism, a “True Luciferian” is just as subjective as a “True Satanist”.Satan and Lucifer originally had nothing to do with each other until the bible mashed them together, as Lucifer originates from ancient Rome while Satan originates from ancient Mesopotamia/Sumeria.This is a simplification on Lucifer and Satan, and it has been debated to death on the Origins of these two figures so I’m not going to go into it here.My point is without Satanism, there would be no Luciferians or Setians to begin with.We have all come from the same stock, and since virtually all Christians believe that Satan and Lucifer are interchangeable terms, who does it matter to, outside of your own subjective self what you are called, or call yourself?

So the next time someone tells you that “You’re not Satanic Enough”, Just Smile and Quote Dan Brown, from the book Angels & Demons “Langdon quickly explained how most people pictured satanic cults as devil-worshiping fiends, and yet Satanists historically were educated men who stood as adversaries to the church. Shaitan. The rumors of satanic black-magic animal sacrifices and the pentagram ritual were nothing but lies spread by the church as a smear campaign against their adversaries. Over time, opponents of the church,
wanting to emulate the Illuminati, began believing the lies and acting them out. Thus, modern Satanism was born.”

So a Satanist, a Luciferian, and a Setian walk into a bar… was originally published on The Hidden Left Hand

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